Knoxy vs Wolfy

[bmxmum]

My 1st Poll, give us your ideas.
cheers

[Shane Jenkins]

I am thinking that wolfy would get the snap and cross lanes on Kroc causing a crash. But both will be DQD for not wearing helmets, shoes or tucking in their tails.

[Greg]

If they race next year the tails will be okay as they can stay untucked. And they are both noted for thier ability to crash.

[cv]

I think they will both crash before the first corner.
As Greg said, there tails don't have to be tucked in anymore.
I can see both Wolfy and Knoxy getting there tails wrapped around the back wheels of there bikes, bring both of them down

[bmxmum]

ok l have been doing a little research in my break
l think their could be a dress code problem.
Wolfy will lose points for no tail, what do you think knoxy
Members of this forum please make your own decision.



You can clearly see knoxy's tail.

Now l happen to find another pic, is this Wolfy 
 He looks  a happy man

cheers

[knox croc]

honestly how can you pedal with small paws at least i have big feet

[wolfy]

Excuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeee,
So, who's the bling bling lizard with all the techno jargon on being a Wolfy, don't see no howling wolfy expert around here…..only a scaly fish with legs out of water!!

I tuck my tail in my race pants as per the WABMX (World top World Wolf Association of BMX)
If you read Clause 56, section 14, paragraph 36, line 4.
You obviously like playing in mud too much to have noticed.

............and technically using tape around my paw and grip is technically not illegal, no I mean legal...no.... not un-illegally legal to legally do so.

There sorted.

This is what you will be seen Croc, next time we meet.
My sweet furry a _ _.

[fletch]

heh, when do we get to see these two getting it on? 

maybe next yrs BSX ?

and wolfy. I ve got you on tape at the aussies this yr being a bit cheeky to a certain 6yr old and everytime he watches that tape he says, when can i see that wolfy again , I wanna get him back, hehehe

[knox croc]

ok wolfy you got me i cant tuck my tail in yet

[wolfy]

Fletch.
ummm....video......WOLFY!!
I wasn't there!!!!!!!
It was............Croc, yeah it was Croc...........Knox Croc, for sure
I've got witnesses.
Scratcho, the Ally Cat.
Fleao, my mate.
They saw the Croc grab my jersey and race pants when I was having my weekly doggybath, and hit up the Nats Track and tease the crowd.


..............honest.

How much for the video evidence!

[wolfy]

Knox Croc.
Leave ya tail out of ya pants, it’s too uncomfy to tuck in.

oh, rumour has it your going to the leather mill mate.
Fletch is after ya! cos someone dobbed ya in for that harmless prank at the Aussies.
Apparently Fletch has a forged, fictitious, blurred, digitally altered, video. That wouldn't stand up in court.....

[bmxmum]

Don't worry Knoxy l will find some dirt on Wolfy, he won't be squeeky clean

[bmxmum]

Here we go Knoxy, took a few days going through the archives but look what l found. See he does have a tail 
check this one out. It wasn't tucked in on this occasion.

cheers

[wolfy]

Now l happen to find another pic, is this Wolfy 
 He looks a happy man



I think he's Shanes alter ego named
"wannabe me"

[bmxmum]

This is hot of the press folks.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My little informant’s have just informed me that Knoxy will may attending the South Australian Titles. 

Folks the dual will be on. The statement was ..... It the Wolf won't come to Victoria well l will come to him. 

So can l catch l lift  anyone. This just can not happen without bmxmum being there

A interesting picture was emailed to me thanks to my little helpers.
Gee the XBR girls must have been busy at the ACT Titles.


See Wolfy is not the only lucky one.
cheers