WebMaster drives the "porcelain bowl" over Xmas.

[wolfy]

Heard a rumour that Jenko's been driving the "porcelain bowl" for the last few days, since he has been visiting the rellies in Adelaide.

Now I'm not one to make accusations but.........

Either the rellies tried to knock him off and take over the ULTRA empire,

or......

the cocktails of chemicals in the SA Beer, (The Health Department keeps denying are killing us) have finally claimed its first fimble weak stomach victim.

or......

The Steroids he is "allegedly" taking for his “allegedly” sore knee (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) have “allegedly” reacted chemically with the SA beer he was abusing over Xmas; that have made this fimble weak stomach victim violently ill.

...........da da taaaa,

Chemical reaction, rellies cooking cover-up or government conspiracy?

[bmxmum]

[jbmc96]

did he go see dr howie about his knee

[wolfy]

Spying...little ol me?

I'm having flashback's when I close my eyes at night........urrrr (shake, twitch, twitch, shake).............reminds me of the "good old days" when there weren't any sick bags on planes!!

[dugga]

Maybe he's being doing CLIPS   ... I've heard some people get a nasty reaction the first few times they use them. Remember Shane... just say NO

[wolfy]

Yeah, come to think of it, he didn't want to go for a ride with me since he's been here, has been seen at the track a few times, leaves when some one turns up, seen eating allot.
.........and now he's sick!!

Yep....all signs he's he using, like.... totally on the clip juice dude.

Its Ok to say "YES" Shane and be part of the "elite secret squirrel clip users club"

NA ...... still reckon the missus tried to top him

[Shane Jenkins]

I get sick every time I think about clips, but that's not the reason I was driving the porcelain bus. It was food poisoning, but I'd take food poisoning any day over using clips. 

[wolfy]

yep denial...first sign of addiction.

Your webcam is off, turn it on and face it towards the house,
as, I wanna watch ya "on edge psychotic schitzo feral" cat pee in ya helmet again.