just because

[the_merkin8r]

Here is a brief time line tracing the development of renaissance BMX music , BMXing has it's starting point 1971 , the year Thomas Gordy's canzonets in three voyces was published.
1975 = nothing
1979 = nothing
1983 = BMX  Bandits
1985 = nothing
1986 = RAD
1990 = nothing
1995 = merkin8r's 'great BMX songs of the renaissance'
Not everyone can accommodate themselves to this musical form , some complain that their ears attuned to more conventional genres ( j beebaa ) can make no sense of what to them seems a chaotic mass of musical expression . To those people GO FORNICATE YOURSELF.....

[the_merkin8r]

Edson Arantes Do Nascimento ( aka Gordy ) the failure of merkin.
The first song merkin8r ever wrote was called ' The ballad of the semitic old school bmx'r ' based on suicide from Thin Lizzy's fighting album thay try in this extract from the last verse to capture Phil Lynott's now maggotridden blend of passion and regret.
I'm as popular as a old school'r in Beirut.
I'm responsible for millions of flats.
I've decimated more then half of tasmania.
Kinda makes you wanna BOOGIE.....

[Warpig]

Sounds more like a Frank Sinatra rip off singing about the old days and how good you are. Oh and decimated half of tasmania EPIC FAIL you miss the other half

[the_merkin8r]

No where in Warpig's corpus can one feel real passion at work.
BMX is the urge of youth . The scream of rebellion and the song of defiance,yet where do the merkin's stand ? They themselves admit :
BMX is my ticket to freedom
Racing is my passport out of here
I'd rather were a open face helmet,and get fat drinking beer.
(Anarchy is jumping the gate before it drop's).....

[BmxBetty]

FINALLY SOME SANITY EMITS FROM THE MERKIN8TRS BLOOD STAINED BUTTOCKS AFTER A LONG AND SOME MAY SAY INSANE CAMPAIGN A SMALL ADJUSTMENT TO OUR SOUL SCORCHED WARRIORS MEDICATION WAS ALL THAT WAS REQUIRED TO TURN HIS CONSTANT STREAM OF GIBBERISH INTO THE WISE WORDS OF REFLECTION HE NOW EMITS RIDE ON WEARY ONE RIDE ON

[AussieRuss]

No where in Warpig's corpus can one feel real passion at work.
BMX is the urge of youth . The scream of rebellion and the song of defiance,yet where do the merkin's stand ? They themselves admit :
BMX is my ticket to freedom
Racing is my passport out of here
I'd rather were a open face helmet,and get fat drinking beer.
(Anarchy is jumping the gate before it drop's).....

Great trucking songs of the renaissance   Bloody great CD

Love my TISM.

[Shaun Gooden]

Im'e a Bogan Baby, always was, only happy when i punch a Mod.

Fosters car park Boogie

[the_merkin8r]

Great BMX songs of the renaissance then is a sham cobbled together from merkin8r's unreleased tapes . Merkin,s cannot shake off their entropy , there lack of motive , there bloodless surrender to a shallow enigma (old school'ers) sprawled over 4 sides , this succeeds in being neither verse nor prose . It succeeds in being neither rock nor role !

[the_merkin8r]

               THE PSALMS OF THE MERKIN8R
                            IN METRE
1*That man heth perfect gate start's who walketh not astray in counsel of unmerkly men,
     nor stand in old school'rs way , nor sitteth in the scorner's chair :
2*But placeth his delight upon merkin8r's law , and meditates on his law day and night.
3*he shall be like a merk tree that grows near planted by a river , which in his season
    yields his fruit , and his merk fadeth never : and all he doth sholl prosper well .
4*The wicked are not so ; but like they are unto the merk , which wind drives to and fro.
5*In judgment therefore shall not stand such unmerkly are ;nor in th' assembly of the
     just shall wicked merk appear .
6*For why ? the way merkly man unto the merkin8r is known; whereas the way of
    unmerkly man shall quite be overthrown ................ 

[Warpig]

Very spirital of you but you forget the most important psalm

I saw a pale horse with a pale rider upon it. The name of the horse was GHP and the name of the rider was Warpig

[pkaye]

The rider was so pale due to the fact that he had just been smashed by a Supercross!! 

[the_merkin8r]

                                             MERKTACUS
                                         Blood and Burmes
Betrayed by the old school'rs , forced into a full faced helmet , reborn as a new school'er. The classic tale of BMXA'S most infamous rebel cum's alive in the graphic &
visceral new series MERKTACUS : Blood and Burmes . Torn from his home-track & the
powder-puff he loves , Merktacus is condemned to the brutal world of the novice where old school bmx blood & death are primetime entertainment . But not all races are fought
upon the track . Treachery,corruption,& the allure of racing AA Pro  will constantly test
Merktacus . To survive , he must becum more then a racer,more then a old school'er,
he must becum a MERKIN8R..............

[the_merkin8r]

                                     OLD SCHOOL AND JOY
                              meine hoffnung stehet feste.
All my hope on merkin8r is founded; He doth still my trust renew.
Me through change and chance he guideth,Only good and only true.
Merkin8r unknown,He alone calls my old school ride to be his own.
Pride of old school man and bmx glory,Chain ring and spider betray his trust;
What with care and toil he buildeth, 81 supergoose and moto-mag,fall to dust.
But merkin8r's power,hour by hour,is my temple and my tower...........

[pkaye]

Merk, I think that you are slowly but surely losing the plot! LOL 

[Gordy]

Merkin8r (AKA DAVE CLEARY) What's the point of this thread?