just because

[the_merkin8r]

get ready to take a wild bmx ride with 3 hilarious merkins who've fallen into the middle of a mad-cap crime ! you'll be hanging on to the edge of your seat as the tricky merkin trio tears through the streets - frantically escaping the old school bmx'ers and mod's and j beebaa in crazy stunt-filled chases.unbelievable excitement keeps you revved up from begining to end..........

[Gordy]

What are you on merkin8r? First you spoke about ridiculously tall gearing and then tufneck hubs being some of the best hubs on the market and now you come out with this dribble. instead if clogging up all the threads, Maybe you should do something productive like riding your bike. Gordon 

[Daneo]

I second that Gordy.
Merkin8r you are a dribbler, and I'm sure the Bmx community are sick of reading your BS on this forum. So do yourself and the Bmx community a favor and shut it.

[the_merkin8r]

What are you on merkin8r? First you spoke about ridiculously tall gearing and then tufneck hubs being some of the best hubs on the market and now you come out with this dribble. instead if clogging up all the threads, Maybe you should do something productive like riding your bike. Gordon 

did u know that in order just to wear pants,Chuck Norris is legally obliged to maintain a concealed weapon licence.

[Gordy]

Hey heres two random facts
1. Chuck Norris once counted to infinity, twice.
2. You are the load that shouldve landed on the bedroom curtain. 

[the_merkin8r]

A group of independent-minded merkins take to the bmx trx in a massive stand against the corrupt old-school'rs . Led by 'rubber merkin' (Kris Kristoffermerkin),the rogue riders keep in touch by bmxa radio's in there efforts to stay one step ahead of the J Beebaa McFly.........this action-packed,smash-em-up classic also stars Ali Macmerkin (love story) Ernest Borgmerk (gattaca) Burt merkyoung & Seymour (but) casmerk (the royal tennenbums)......

[Shane Jenkins]

Gents, play nice, it's still a family friendly forum.

One thing about the Merkin8r is that he wrote this stuff in the trash talk section which you can choose to ignore, or not. Its why it was put in place.

[the_merkin8r]

The post-apocalypmerktic movie sensation that changed the look of australian  bmx movies 4ever.....Mad Merk created 2 blockbuster sequels & made a star of Mel Gibmerkinson & is now even more explosive on DVD...........................Since the apocalypse,desolate BMX trx have become bloodstained battlegrounds . After seeing fellow merkins & innocent bmx's killed & #@*! by marauding gangs off old school bmx's , disillusioned bmx'er Max Rockamerkinsky (Gibmerkinson),wants to leave the carnage behind,retire & spend time with his merkin (Joanne Samerkinuel) & son. But,in one horrifying moment,his life is irrevocably shattered when the brutal Gordycutter (Hugh Keays-daneo) & his old school bmx'er gang murder Max's merkin, in retaliation for the take out move of a fellow old school'er....Now with nothing to lose, & savage revenge his only reason for living, Mad Merk is back on the bmx trx. One fearless merkin to take on the old school's head first & become 4ever known as ''The BMX Warrior''.........

[pkaye]

You could just say that you don't like old school 

[the_merkin8r]

You could just say that you don't like old school 

....i could just say i don't like old school but i love it . i think it look's funneeee..! Old people on old bikes (LMAO) 

[the_merkin8r]

In the annals of merkin movies few can compare with Mad Merk 2, a full-gate epic of speed & carnage that rockets you into a dreamlike landscape where post-nuclear bmx future meets the mythological old school past. More simply,it's also one of the most mind-blowing bmx movies ever made. Before he took aim in four Lethal merkin's and starred in Merkrick, Mel Gibmerkson had already made his mark on movie history as max, the heroic loner who rides the bmx trx of outback Australia in an unending search for red-bull. Arrayed against him and the other scraggly bmx'rs of a red-bull depot encampment are the bizarre old school'rs commanded by The Lord Pkayegus, notorious for never taking prisoners when thay can't even keep up. When the battle is joined, the results are funeee , spectacular and ''a smashing good time at the track''....

[pkaye]

LOL

Lord PKayegus doesn't race old school!!!  and he is far from being a Lord of anything. He is simply a servant of the Great God of Old School Damonus Bevanus.

[paineful]

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[the_merkin8r]

Two riders enter.One rider leaves. That's the law in Bartertown's  Knox Thunderdome arena. But lawmaker Aunty Bmxentity will soon add another : Don't get Merk mad ! Mad Merk Beyond Knox Thunderdome stars Mel Gibmerkinson for his third go-round as the title hero who takes on the old school barbarians of the post-nuclear future--and this time becomes the savior of a tribe of lost Mighty 11's. Music superstar Tina Merkturner steals what's left of the screen as Aunty Bmxentity , a power-mad dominatrix ( yuck ) determined to use max to tighten her stranglehold on Knox Thunderdome. Directors George Millmerker & George Ogilmerk deliver another rousing apocalypse-on-bmx's and one of the best  move race scenes ever , as Max and the gladiatorial Master Blaster Fenwik face off with crank arm's , chain's and anything not nailed down inside Knox Thunderdome. Mad Merk Beyond Knox Thunderdome : watch and you'll agree with the soundtrack song that "We Don't Need Another Merkin"

[the_merkin8r]

A brief introduction to renaissance BMX music
There is no known manuscript or recording of renaissance BMX music nor is there any reference to such a musical document whatsoever.
What could explain this void ? For a start renaissance BMX's were concerned whith polyphonic old school'rs developing the basic plainchant form into various types including the ''clausulae''  the ''conductus'' and of course the ''motet''. This has nothing to do with BMX's.
We should not forget that BMX's were not invented until at least 4 centuries after the renaissance....