SA vs QLD challenge at CASH DASH

[Austars Mum]

OK crossed up crupi - The Austar crew are calling you out.
One on one challenge at CASH DASH on October 14th.
Austar versus Crossed Up Crupi - winner keeps the loser's bike.
They won't need to water the track - your tears of humiliation and shame will do the job.
It's a good thing they are auctioning that new bike - you'll need it to ride back to Broadmeadows or wherever it is you come from.
We doubt you'll show - probably be too busy buying a new dress from sportsgirl hey?

[Crossed up Crupi]

dats a funni one Austar. you and your crew!  is ya mumma gonna race too huh? i could beat her by manulin round da track!my tears will be rollin coz i would be ashamd dat i beat ya sa butt dat easy, and its a shame ya mum might race better.

i will will be there and looks like i better bring dads semi coz i am gonna need after i take your bike and ya mums and ya uncle daryls. my crupi stayz with me.  it took me 3 paroles to get it ya know.

and we dont moved to broadmedows. we live in brooklyn ok!

and we dont have sportsgirl... is dat like a bbike shop for girls or sumthin? we have dimmeys preddy close and they are real good but a bit pricey ya know.

[Austars Mum]

Well crossed up crupi - we went to Lilydale to measure up your bike to see if it would fit in the XB and couldn't find you. What's the bet you won't show at cash dash either?
We're starting to think you're not a real person - just some silly made up name.

[Austars Mum]

Uncle Daryl wants to know who the cute blonde in the white cowboy hat at Lilydale was. He said she can come and stay at his place anytime.

[dugga]

Here's a pic for Uncle Daryl.....maybe she'll be at cash dash on Sunday?

[austar]

Mum i just dont understand even if you are from a different state why do people have to use made up names on this forum. This is for serious people and i feel i just dont know who's who any more.
Great nana betty said she was robbed on the weeken she is missing her gold, silver and bronze things she reckons that it will all be sold in victoria. She said the victorian stole more stuff from South Australia as well as Chris Judd thats what nana said

[Crossed up Crupi]

yo austar,

i asked a few of my mates dat were at lilydale and dey said they saw no one in an xb? but dey did see a 40yr old guy in a gt suit..

i didnt go coz me and me dad had a job to do and the owners were due home sunday so we had ta work quick ya know.

make me laugh dat you reckon i am just a made up name... for all i know you just migt be da same hey? i talkd to one of me crew and he does racin too and he aint ever hear of austar in da gate call up.
only thing i hope is dat i can race you and take ya bike.. what sorta bike is it?  i might ride me cruiser.. you wont see it. it goes fast coz its red hey.

hit us bac.


you can have ya nans teeth bac. dey dont look good on me like dey do on Mr T.

[austar]

Well Uncle Daryl and Aunty Cheryls daughter came down this week and she is my cousin. Uncle Daryl reckons she is the best French kisser in South Australia and she is going to sleep in my room because our little place only has two rooms. she has heard about the duel that cross mangled metal wants to have with me so she said she will massage me to sleep so im all fresh and turn MR pineapple into a fruit salad. She used to race too i got a pic of her out of Uncle Daryls glove box next to the boiled lollies.

[Austars Mum]

That's a nice pic of little Virginia - she's a lovely sweet girl.
Hey cross dress crupi - I hope you're not planning on getting your bike dirty - we don't want any more dirt in the XB on our return journey to SA when Austar wins your bike in what will be the easiest race of his prestigious racing career.
We're all fired up for CASH DASH. Uncle Daryl said he would race except for that injury he got in 1982 when his fibreglass UNI seat snapped off at the post and he didn't realise and... 
Poor fellow still walks bow legged to this day, still gives him a bit of trouble every now and again and he's convinced the doctors didn't remove all the fragments.

[Crossed up Crupi]

Yo Incestar

dats a real good pic of ya cousin.. ya know we had a guy at our club in qld and he liked his sister alot. we bashed him coz dats what we do to hillbillies.
me old man is bringin the trolley pole to sort out ya uncle daryl coz he needs an attitude adjustment and me old man reckons the pole is the adjuster of attitudes..

i dont like bein called pineapple head to hey! this guy at a gate once called me a pineapple head.. i blew him off da trak wit my speed, u wait and see turki, you an ya bike ar mine.

hit us bac